AAP CHUTIYE HAI ONE MORE
NEW VERSION
.
Agar aap Apne Chhote Bhai ko
utha ke phek ke aisa sochte hai
kiaap WWE superstar ban sakte
ho to
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar Aap Road par Pani-Puri
khaate hai aur expect karte hain
ki woh paani kisi GUTTER ka na
ho,aur sochtehai ki plate acchi
tarah se saafki hui hai toh usi
plate me abhi abhi pani puri kha
k gya hua Shakhs bhi kahegaki
Aap Chutiye Hai.
.
Agr aapko apki gf kehti hai ki
tum sirf mere ho or tumhare siva
me kisi ladke se baat nhi karti hu,
or mithi mithi baate karke kahti
hai ki"trust me"
Or aap uski baato ko sach
maankar bhawnao me is tarah
bahte ho jese ki"kharpur"
aur us par trust kar lete h to
uskesare lovers aapse yahi
kahenge ki beta
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar Aap
"MY"ko"mah"
"OK"ko"K"
"THANKS"ko"10x"
"haha haha"ko"LOL"
likhte hai aur sochte hai ki aap
bahut bade gyani hai toh kasam
oxford univercity k prof.
Chamapalal ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
agar aap ko lagta hai ki FB par
aap k emotional status padh ke
ladkiya impress hongi to kasam
GALIB ki GAJLO ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar aap apni girlfriend ko kehte
ho"tu kahe to tere liye chand
taretod lau"
toh kasam NASA ka spaceship se
nikalte hue smoke ki Aap lover
nahi balki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar College me aap ladki se
Baat is tarah se Start karte
hai>>>>
* Exuse me, kya muje aap pen de
sakti ho
* time kya hua hai
* kal aap college aayi thi, sir ne
kuch likhwaya?
* aap us gali me rahti ho na? Red
wale gar k saamne
* aap ne 12th kaha se ki hai ?
* aapke bhi Science hai?
Toh wo Ladki Aapko aapse yahi
kahegi ki
"Bhaiyya"
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Apni orignal bike ko modified
karke aur us par sticker lagake
aap 70 kmph ki speed se bike
bhagakar khud ko john abraham
samajte hai toh kasam apke bike
me castrol oil dalne wale ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar aap Cigratte pite waqt
seriously sochte -hai ki is agle
sutte kbaad aap Cigratte ko
chhuenge bhi nhi, aur ye
meri Last Cigratte hai
toh Golf Flake, Four squre, Aur
30 No.Beedi K upar Chape Hue
Photo wala aadmi bhi aapke
baare me yahi sochega ki
"Aap Chutiye Hai"
.
Chahat Ho Aap,
Hasrat Ho Aap,
Umeed Ho Aap,
Takdir Ho Aap,
Imaan Ho Aap,
Yaar Ho Aap,
Armaan Ho Aap.
Short Form…
“C.H.U.T.I.Y.A”- Ho Aap.
.
Agar aap ghar se 200 mtr door
apne gym car se jaate hain to
bappi lehri bhi bolega ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
Agar aap tometo sauce khatam
ho jaane par, ketchup ki bottle
me thodapani daal kar, usse
shake kartehai...aur uss liquid ko,
ketchup ki tarah 2 din aur
chalatehai, toh sabjimandi me
feke hue har ek Tamatar ki
Kasam
Aap Chutiye Hai.
Agar aap''about
me''mein"PLAYBOY", COOL
BOY,Jese word likhke ladkiyoon
ko impress karna chahte hain aur
ye sochte hain ki aap bahut jyada
cool hain toh Playboy wala
Khargosh aapke sapnome aake
aapse yahi kahega ki
Aap Chutiye hai
.
Agar baar baar reject karne par
bhi aap fir se ladki ko frnD
request bhejtehai tO Mark
Zuckerberg Bhi aapse yahi kahega
ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Girls.....Agar aap choti choti
baatopar apne facebook friends
ko unfriend kar deti ho toh,
Rakhi Sawant Ki Izzat Ki
Kasam........
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Yun to aap hindi bolte hain par
restaurant me waiter pe angrezi
zhaadte hain toh Rapidex English
Speaking Course ki kasam
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar Aap"NANO"Ke Upar
Nakkashi Kar ke Use Ferrari Ka
Look Dekar Sochte Hain Ki Aapne
Ferrari Le Li haiToh Ratan Tata Ke
Driver Ki kasam
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar gharwaalon k khilaaf shaadi
karne k baawajood bhi aapko
second hand maal milta hai toh
aapke reception ke DJ par bhi
yehi gaana bajega ki
Aap Chutiye Hain,Aap Chutiye
Hain
.
Agar Aap Cinema Hall me jate Hai
aur movie me Heroin k aane pe
seeti marte hai ya phir koi
comment ye soch ke karte hai ki
wo sun legi..... Toh corner ki seat
pe baite hue Ramlal ki kasam...
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Yadi aap television
par"shaktiman"dekhne k baad kisi
building ki chat parse kudne ki
sochte h ki mujhe shaktiman
bachaega to such me kasam se
Aap chutiye hai
.
Agar aapko lagta hai"Being
Human"kiT shirt pahan ne ke
pahle aap janwar the,
to salman khan aapse sirf ye
kahega ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Videsh mein rehne wale apne
ChaCha ke Mama ke Ladke ke
JiJaJi jaise dur ke relatives ke kisse
suna ke deeng maarne walon
Aap Chutiye Hain
.
Agar Aapki Team Ko 1 Ball Mein
32 Runs Chahiye Aur Aap
Warmup Karte Hue Batting Karne
Jaate Hain
To Aap Chutiye Hain
.
.
Agar aap itna sub padne ke baad
bhi is post ko like nahi karte hai,
toh is page ke saare admin
kahege ki Aap chutiye hai :P
NEW VERSION
.
Agar aap Apne Chhote Bhai ko
utha ke phek ke aisa sochte hai
kiaap WWE superstar ban sakte
ho to
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar Aap Road par Pani-Puri
khaate hai aur expect karte hain
ki woh paani kisi GUTTER ka na
ho,aur sochtehai ki plate acchi
tarah se saafki hui hai toh usi
plate me abhi abhi pani puri kha
k gya hua Shakhs bhi kahegaki
Aap Chutiye Hai.
.
Agr aapko apki gf kehti hai ki
tum sirf mere ho or tumhare siva
me kisi ladke se baat nhi karti hu,
or mithi mithi baate karke kahti
hai ki"trust me"
Or aap uski baato ko sach
maankar bhawnao me is tarah
bahte ho jese ki"kharpur"
aur us par trust kar lete h to
uskesare lovers aapse yahi
kahenge ki beta
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar Aap
"MY"ko"mah"
"OK"ko"K"
"THANKS"ko"10x"
"haha haha"ko"LOL"
likhte hai aur sochte hai ki aap
bahut bade gyani hai toh kasam
oxford univercity k prof.
Chamapalal ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
agar aap ko lagta hai ki FB par
aap k emotional status padh ke
ladkiya impress hongi to kasam
GALIB ki GAJLO ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar aap apni girlfriend ko kehte
ho"tu kahe to tere liye chand
taretod lau"
toh kasam NASA ka spaceship se
nikalte hue smoke ki Aap lover
nahi balki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar College me aap ladki se
Baat is tarah se Start karte
hai>>>>
* Exuse me, kya muje aap pen de
sakti ho
* time kya hua hai
* kal aap college aayi thi, sir ne
kuch likhwaya?
* aap us gali me rahti ho na? Red
wale gar k saamne
* aap ne 12th kaha se ki hai ?
* aapke bhi Science hai?
Toh wo Ladki Aapko aapse yahi
kahegi ki
"Bhaiyya"
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Apni orignal bike ko modified
karke aur us par sticker lagake
aap 70 kmph ki speed se bike
bhagakar khud ko john abraham
samajte hai toh kasam apke bike
me castrol oil dalne wale ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar aap Cigratte pite waqt
seriously sochte -hai ki is agle
sutte kbaad aap Cigratte ko
chhuenge bhi nhi, aur ye
meri Last Cigratte hai
toh Golf Flake, Four squre, Aur
30 No.Beedi K upar Chape Hue
Photo wala aadmi bhi aapke
baare me yahi sochega ki
"Aap Chutiye Hai"
.
Chahat Ho Aap,
Hasrat Ho Aap,
Umeed Ho Aap,
Takdir Ho Aap,
Imaan Ho Aap,
Yaar Ho Aap,
Armaan Ho Aap.
Short Form…
“C.H.U.T.I.Y.A”- Ho Aap.
.
Agar aap ghar se 200 mtr door
apne gym car se jaate hain to
bappi lehri bhi bolega ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
Agar aap tometo sauce khatam
ho jaane par, ketchup ki bottle
me thodapani daal kar, usse
shake kartehai...aur uss liquid ko,
ketchup ki tarah 2 din aur
chalatehai, toh sabjimandi me
feke hue har ek Tamatar ki
Kasam
Aap Chutiye Hai.
Agar aap''about
me''mein"PLAYBOY", COOL
BOY,Jese word likhke ladkiyoon
ko impress karna chahte hain aur
ye sochte hain ki aap bahut jyada
cool hain toh Playboy wala
Khargosh aapke sapnome aake
aapse yahi kahega ki
Aap Chutiye hai
.
Agar baar baar reject karne par
bhi aap fir se ladki ko frnD
request bhejtehai tO Mark
Zuckerberg Bhi aapse yahi kahega
ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Girls.....Agar aap choti choti
baatopar apne facebook friends
ko unfriend kar deti ho toh,
Rakhi Sawant Ki Izzat Ki
Kasam........
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Yun to aap hindi bolte hain par
restaurant me waiter pe angrezi
zhaadte hain toh Rapidex English
Speaking Course ki kasam
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar Aap"NANO"Ke Upar
Nakkashi Kar ke Use Ferrari Ka
Look Dekar Sochte Hain Ki Aapne
Ferrari Le Li haiToh Ratan Tata Ke
Driver Ki kasam
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Agar gharwaalon k khilaaf shaadi
karne k baawajood bhi aapko
second hand maal milta hai toh
aapke reception ke DJ par bhi
yehi gaana bajega ki
Aap Chutiye Hain,Aap Chutiye
Hain
.
Agar Aap Cinema Hall me jate Hai
aur movie me Heroin k aane pe
seeti marte hai ya phir koi
comment ye soch ke karte hai ki
wo sun legi..... Toh corner ki seat
pe baite hue Ramlal ki kasam...
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Yadi aap television
par"shaktiman"dekhne k baad kisi
building ki chat parse kudne ki
sochte h ki mujhe shaktiman
bachaega to such me kasam se
Aap chutiye hai
.
Agar aapko lagta hai"Being
Human"kiT shirt pahan ne ke
pahle aap janwar the,
to salman khan aapse sirf ye
kahega ki
Aap Chutiye Hai
.
Videsh mein rehne wale apne
ChaCha ke Mama ke Ladke ke
JiJaJi jaise dur ke relatives ke kisse
suna ke deeng maarne walon
Aap Chutiye Hain
.
Agar Aapki Team Ko 1 Ball Mein
32 Runs Chahiye Aur Aap
Warmup Karte Hue Batting Karne
Jaate Hain
To Aap Chutiye Hain
.
.
Agar aap itna sub padne ke baad
bhi is post ko like nahi karte hai,
toh is page ke saare admin
kahege ki Aap chutiye hai :P