A very chodu shaayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam’s daughter.
He was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say a sher.
These
people were expecting something nice from him when he started…*
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*SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA*
*TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!*
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*People were shocked to hear this, though this shayar had a famous
background of telling some really gandu shayaris. But this being a Royal
Marriage, people requested him to say something about the wedding. To
humare
shayar sahab ne farmaya…*
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*KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…*
*CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI.*
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*People were really angry to hear this They started abusing and throwing
stones at him. On this he again started…*
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*AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…*
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*AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…*
*MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TO NA MARO*
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*People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him.
He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him, any so he
finally stated.*
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*GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND MARLO HAMARI….*
*JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI…*
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*Rest is history But the history stayed with him when he grew up. Ab
jaahir
hai ki aise chutiye ke prem me koi padega nahi. To yeh shayar Hyderabaad
se
Bombai pyaar ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. Ek usne achchhi ladki ko
dekha. Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha to shaayar sahaab ne wahi farma diya…*
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*CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA*
*LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI*
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*You won’t believe it But the girl liked this shayri and she fell for him.
Things went well for them for next few days, lekin woh ladki kuch aage
nahi
badhne deti thi. To ek suhane mousam pe humare dost ne use kahe hi dala…*
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*DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI*
*LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI*
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*That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna jhulna chhod
diya.
To shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairat puchhne chale
aaye. To cheer him up, they requested him to say a sher dedicated to her.
So
he goes…*
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*BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE*
*HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI*
*JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI*
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*Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lund ko sambhalo. To koi kaheta
hai
ki agar lund ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge? To shayar bolta
hai…*
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*KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?*
*ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI*
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*Yeh sun kar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gaye. Ek dost se to yeh
suna
bhi nahi gaya.*
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*To woh dost bolta hai ki mei kaise bhi karke teri darling ko waapis
bulaunga. Tere paas waapis aake tujh pe ek ehsaan karne khi bhikh
mangooga.
Ab aap log to jaane ti ho ki yeh shayar log kitne independant hote hai. To
humare shayar ko yeh ehsaan lene wali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. To woh
bola…*
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*EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI*
*JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH KE DUBARA KARTE HAI*
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*Mahebooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. To uski yaad bhula ne ke liye wohi
shaayar Delhi chala gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha to bola:*
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*DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DODA*
*ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA*
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*Is par Delhi police ki gaand mein khujli hui to usse pakad liya gaya aur
court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha “tumhe kuch kehna
hai?” to woh bola:*
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*MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI*
*MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI…*
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*On such a contempt of court, he was ordered to be hanged till death. When
he was burried, the judge sahiba visited his grave. Needless to say she
was
very mad so she pissed on his grave. Judge sahiba ke jane ke is shayar ke
bhoot ne ek arz farmaya…*
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