A man got a call from unknown number...

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A man got a call from unknown number...

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja..! :p :O