A guy sticks his head into a
barber shop and asks "Hey,
Buddy! how long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber look around the shop
and says "about 2 hours," and the
guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy
sticks his head in the door and
asks..."how long before I can get a
haircut?"
Again, the barber looks around at
shop full of customers and says
"about 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks
his head in the shop and asks
"how long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looks around
the shop and says "about an hour
and a half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend
in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll
give you a free cut if you follow
that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Joey comes back
into the shop laughing
hysterically. The barber says, "this
must be good, where did he go
when he left here?"
Joey says, "To your house!"
barber shop and asks "Hey,
Buddy! how long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber look around the shop
and says "about 2 hours," and the
guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy
sticks his head in the door and
asks..."how long before I can get a
haircut?"
Again, the barber looks around at
shop full of customers and says
"about 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks
his head in the shop and asks
"how long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looks around
the shop and says "about an hour
and a half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend
in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll
give you a free cut if you follow
that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Joey comes back
into the shop laughing
hysterically. The barber says, "this
must be good, where did he go
when he left here?"
Joey says, "To your house!"