4 Sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola

4 Sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola..
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1 bhi customer nahi aaya.. Kyun..??
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Bcoz petrol pump was on 1st floor..
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Chalo ek aur..
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Fir 4 ne ussi floor pe restaurant khola, 1 b customer nahi aaya.. Kyu..??
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BCoz petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..
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Chalo ek aur..
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Fir 4 ne 1 taxi li. 1 b sawaari nahi mili.,.
Kyu..??
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Bcoz 2 sardar aage aur 2 piche baith k sawaari dhund rahe the..
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Chalo ek aur
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Taxi kharab ho gayi.. 4 ne khub dhakka lagaya.. But taxi wahi ki wahi..
Kyu..??
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2 aage se aur 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
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Chalo ek aur..
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Fir 4 ne 1 bacche ko kidnap kiya.. Bacche ko kaha ghar ja aur apne baap se 5 lac Rs le aa, warna tujhe maar denge..
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Baccha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de diye..
Kyun..??
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Bcoz bacche ka baap santa tha..:p :O :D :D